Wednesday, May 28, 2008

What would Chuck Norris do?

Last week (nine days from the final and twelve days from the end of the school year), a new student showed up on my attendance sheet.

Today (five days from the final and eight days from the end of the school year) she finally showed up...with fifteen minutes left in class. Her transfer grade from her last high school? An F. No word on how high (or low) of an F. What was she studying in world history when she left her last night school?

She doesn't remember.

5 bits o' banter:

r.i.p said...

chuck norris would round house kick her in the head so hard, she'd go back in time and jot down what she was studying at her last school in world history class so she could tell Miss N.

r.i.p said...

yo

Sarah said...

Hi.

Sarah said...

ps - I love the answer and told it to my students today, who equally enjoyed it.

Melon said...

ah, i remember her

 
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